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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

POLL: Fucking Seriously?, No, Hillary. Don’t.

A new poll of just about everyone everywhere shows a striking...

Meadows: “How Can You Impeach Trump When Obama Was Black, a Democrat, and President First?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Mark Meadows is part of the Freedom...

Lindsey Graham: “You Can’t Impeach Trump Until I Stop Blowing Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina may have,...

Restaurant Brands International Announces New “Retail Euthanasia” Venture

TORONTO, SOCIALIST HELL HOLE OF CANADA -- As Burger King takes...

Trump Demands Army Promote Him From Cadet To Major General Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Not long after completing his Veterans Day speech...

Trump Boys Wish Happy Veterans Day to ‘All The Doggy and Kitty Doctors in America’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- After watching their father deliver a...