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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s Next State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal...

6 Signs You Have Windmill Cancer

Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is...

Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3

U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious...

Bush Offers to Give Trump ‘Counselship and Tacticalistic Advice’ on Conducting Middle East Wars

DUMPHUQ RANCH, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush, since he...

Trump Demands Schwarzenegger Help Extinguish Brushfires in ‘His Own Home Country’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the years, an undeniable lack of love...

Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter...

Report: Donald Trump Is Still Your Impeached President

A new report from the New American Journal of Obvious Stuff...