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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence...

Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent the Prime Minister of...

Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution

Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.

He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas,...

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion...

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding C_ _t

A new study from the National Institute of Studying Really Obvious...

Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures

CANADA -- The Canadian Broadcasting Company edited out then-Citizen Donald Trump's...