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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump’s Aborted Fetuses to Speak at Pro-Choice Rally
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The aborted fetuses of President Donald J. Trump...
James Schlarmann
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January 23, 2020
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Cruz: “You Know What? My Wife is an Ugly She-Beast. My Dad Did Try to Kill JFK. Trump Is Totally Innocent.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's highly likely that no one on the...
James Schlarmann
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January 23, 2020
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Senate GOP Agrees To Hold “Fair and Unbiased Adjudication” of Ice Cream the President Shits
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In beginning to lay out the House's case...
James Schlarmann
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January 22, 2020
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Cruz: “Democrats Are Waging a Partisan Attack On Our Partisan Acquittal After our Partisan Trial”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Zodiac Cruz (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) lashed out...
James Schlarmann
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January 22, 2020
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Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect a Lying Sack of Shit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second official day of the impeachment trial...
James Schlarmann
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January 22, 2020
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Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular
SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton...
James Schlarmann
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January 21, 2020
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McConnell Opens Senate Impeachment Trial With Traditional Burning of the Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the impeachment trial of President Donald John...
James Schlarmann
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January 21, 2020
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Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”
SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort...
James Schlarmann
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January 21, 2020
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Data Suggests Virginia Rally Largest Gathering of Small Genitals Since Last Trump Family Reunion
Today, thousands of people amassed in Virginia to protest new laws...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2020
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McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the U.S. Senate, the official impeachment trial...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2020
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