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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

During Impeachment Q&A Cruz Asks: “Isn’t Trump As Innocent As My Wife Is Ugly?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The question of whether or not to call...

Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A crate full of brand new suit pants,...

Kushner, Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric Trump Condemn Bidens’ Nepotism

In a joint letter from some of President Donald J. Trump's...

Trump Orders Space Force to Investigate Allegations of Biden’s Neptune-ism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's officially a branch of the U.S....

Trump Team Wraps Up Case for Impeaching Hunter Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the White House legal team is expected...

Pam Bondi’s Mouth Leaks $25,000 In Trump’s Cash During Impeachment Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Cash totalling $25,000 fell out of former Florida...

Barack Obama Narrated Audiobook Version of Explosive New Bolton Memoir

Former Ambassador and Trump national security adviser John Bolton's new book, The...