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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr wrote a letter to...

Trump Appoints Giuliani as DOJ’s New Director of Democrat Investigations

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Attorney General William Barr admitted that...

WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- At this point, a couple of months since...

Gabbard Not Ruling Out Turd Party Candidacy

MOSSY COW, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Alleged Democrat Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard told...

Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President

Donald Trump racks up another endorsement.

Trump’s Budget Seeks Additional $2T For “Hamberders, Covfefe, and Golf Trips”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration released its 2020 budget proposal...

President’s Rape Accuser Subpoenas McDonald’s for Trump’s DNA

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Advice columnist E. Jean Carroll is currently locked...

Trump Wants Impeachment Witnesses Shipped Off to Border Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C -- President Donald Trump wasted no time at all...