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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Barr: DOJ Wants to Give Roger Stone Credit for Time Served Under Trump’s Balls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr wrote a letter to...

Trump Appoints Giuliani as DOJ’s New Director of Democrat Investigations

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Attorney General William Barr admitted that...

WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- At this point, a couple of months since...

Gabbard Not Ruling Out Turd Party Candidacy

MOSSY COW, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Alleged Democrat Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard told...

Illinois Nazis Re-Endorse Donald Trump for President

Donald Trump racks up another endorsement.

Trump’s Budget Seeks Additional $2T For “Hamberders, Covfefe, and Golf Trips”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration released its 2020 budget proposal...

President’s Rape Accuser Subpoenas McDonald’s for Trump’s DNA

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Advice columnist E. Jean Carroll is currently locked...

Trump Wants Impeachment Witnesses Shipped Off to Border Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C -- President Donald Trump wasted no time at all...