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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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‘This country will never elect a socialist!’ – Woman Who Said No Black Man Would Ever Be President
GLEN SPRINGS, CONNECTICUT -- Susan Haroldson is a 64-year-old mother of...
James Schlarmann
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February 26, 2020
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Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presdident Donald Trump today told reporters that "one...
James Schlarmann
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February 26, 2020
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Mike Pence Listening to Low-Volume Porn on Headphones But Tells Mother It’s ASMR
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't like to do it; in fact,...
James Schlarmann
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February 26, 2020
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Five Humans and Two Billionaires Hold Two Hour Shouting Match
SOUTH CAROLINA -- Last night, five human beings and two billionaires...
James Schlarmann
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February 26, 2020
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Incoming Disney CEO Reaffirms Company’s Committment to Executive Bonuses and Homeless Park Employees
ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- Today, Disney announced that Bob Iger would be...
James Schlarmann
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February 25, 2020
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President Promises TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump appears to be already jockeying...
James Schlarmann
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February 25, 2020
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Man Kicking Himself for Missing the Perfect Opportunity to Kill Himself
VALLE DE INÚTIL, CALIFORNIA -- Looking back on it now, Jake...
James Schlarmann
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February 25, 2020
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Trump Administration Tells Americans Coronavirus Would Have Been Stopped By Trump’s Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump's presidential administration told reporters today that...
James Schlarmann
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February 25, 2020
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Sotomayor and Ginsburg Suggest Trump Should Recuse Himself From All Cases Involving America
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout his presidency, President Donald Trump has tried...
James Schlarmann
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February 25, 2020
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Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This morning during a heavenly press...
James Schlarmann
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February 24, 2020
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