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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Trump Will Hold Instagram Live Cross Burning to ‘Make Up For’ Canceled Campaign Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reportedly has been quite unnerved...

CDC Says Coronavirus Feeds Off Trump’s Ego

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Researchers at the Centers for Disease Control have...

Pat Robertson Says COVID-19 is God’s Punishment for Supreme Court’s Marriage Equality Decision

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- The United States Supreme Court ruled in...

Is Weed Really Safe? Man Smokes Pot, Suffers Lava Burns 36 Hours Later

How safe is legal weed if you can smoke some literally days later get into an accident?

Man Issues Formal Apology to Every Woman He Couldn’t Make Come

HIDDEN GORGE, CALIFORNIA -- This week, fifteen women throughout the country...

Pro-Life Evangelical Christian Explains Why Grandma Has to Die to Save Boeing Stock Prices

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Bill Millen, an outspoken and devout...

Local Cannibal Experiencing COVID-19 Panic

LAKE MANGEUR  D'HOMME, MINNESOTA -- Terry Homocomedenti wasn't really too nervous...

5 Fun Hospitals For That Perfect Spring Break Getaway

You're young! You're hip! You're down to party, and damn it,...