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How Come The President Didn’t Put His Hand on the Bible to Take His Oath?

Instead of all this conjecture and wondering aloud, maybe I should just go right to the source...just contact the president and ask him about...

White House Announces Felon Work-Release Program

"Convicted felons will also be allowed in the Oval Office...because the...

Elon Told Me He Invented the Presidency

After I changed my cell phone number this morning, it occurred...

Jesus Told Me He’d Prefer If MAGA Kept the Him Out of Christmas

"What do they even need with me, when they have that...

Stephen Miller’s Been Lobbying to Permanently Make Christmas “White”

"I personally haven't seen him this relentless about a subject since...

Melania, Jill, or Elon: Which First Lady is America’s Fave?

By our count, there have been at least twelve or thirteen...

My Town’s Local Rapist Has Big Dreams to Serve the President One Day

"...as a rapist, you're always worried that your reputation for raping...

Disney Tells Investors They’re Open to Removing “Woke” Christian Content

"...what's more woke than a long-haired socially liberal man in a...

Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?

I don't really want to go to jail because I couldn't...

Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal...

Leaked Email: Trump Will Make Musk U.S. Ambassador to Epstein Island

Presumably, there have to be some perks to buying the favor and attention...