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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Assures Governors He Stands Ready to Take Credit for Their Hard Work Battling Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with the nation's fifty governors,...
James Schlarmann
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April 14, 2020
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Trump Wonders If Doctors, Nurses Could’ve Saved As Many Lives Without His Own Dick In His Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If there's one thing Americans have learned about...
James Schlarmann
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April 14, 2020
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Bernie or Bust Voter Won’t Vote For DNC Shill Bernie Sanders After Biden Endorsement
VALLE IZQUIERDA, CALIFORNIA -- When Bernie Sanders endorsed Joe Biden's presidential...
James Schlarmann
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April 13, 2020
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President Trump Worried Extended Coronavirus Lockdowns Might Cause Burrito Covering Shortages
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's no big secret on the Hill that...
James Schlarmann
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April 13, 2020
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Trump: “What’s The Point of Lying If Jerks In The Press Are Going To Tell Everyone I Lied?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump lashed out at the...
James Schlarmann
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April 13, 2020
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Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- On his radio show this morning,...
James Schlarmann
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April 13, 2020
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Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man -- who...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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Jesus Still Doesn’t Know Why Everyone Calls the Day He Was Executed “Good Friday”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- A visibly annoyed Jesus Hubert Christ,...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More to Find My Replacement?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg issued an...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest
STROHK LAKE, CALIFORNIA -- "Wait. Son of a bitch! I've gone...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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