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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This afternoon, the president held a press event...
James Schlarmann
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April 28, 2020
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Protesters Demand Right to Congregate During Zombie Outbreak
ROMERO, MICHIGAN -- A group of about three hundred took to...
James Schlarmann
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April 28, 2020
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New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist
The results of a newly conducted and released poll seem to...
James Schlarmann
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April 28, 2020
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Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, the Executive Vice...
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2020
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UPDATE: No YOU’RE Drinking Too Much During the Coronavirus Quarantine, Asshole!
Oh, oh, you think I've had too much to drink, do...
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2020
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Dipshits Flock to Beaches to Help Stop Stopping Spread of Coronavirus
Researchers at the Centers For Uncontrolled Diseases excitedly announced today that,...
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2020
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55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To Trump
As of the time of publication, the United States of America...
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2020
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Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This weekend, the Trump family held...
James Schlarmann
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April 27, 2020
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Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
James Schlarmann
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April 24, 2020
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Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies
LAISOLE VALLEY, ARKANSAS -- Doctors attending to his final moments say...
James Schlarmann
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April 24, 2020
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