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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Pledges 10,000 Flotation Devices to ‘Help the Mexicans Survive’ Cinco de Mayo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A perhaps confused President Trump began his day...
James Schlarmann
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May 5, 2020
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Trump Calls William Shatner to Wish Him Happy May The 4th
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, fans of the iconic film franchise Star Wars are...
James Schlarmann
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May 4, 2020
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Local Militia Group Preparing to Liberate Chick-Fil-A Dining Room From Coronavirus Lockdown
SISTER BANGER, KENTUCKY -- They don't know exactly when, but the...
James Schlarmann
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May 4, 2020
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Lincoln’s Ghost Offers to Take Trump on Tour of Ford’s Theater
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald J. Trump told Fox News...
James Schlarmann
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May 4, 2020
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Trump Promises to Defeat the Coronavirus With the Electoral College
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has vowed on multiple...
James Schlarmann
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May 1, 2020
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Armed Protesters Demand Their Right to Domestic Terrorism for Haircuts
DERP CITY, MICHIGAN -- Dozens of armed mouth-breathers stormed a local...
James Schlarmann
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May 1, 2020
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Bill Gates Offers to Buy and Delete Elon Musk
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Billionaire tech titan Bill Gates is reportedly close...
James Schlarmann
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April 30, 2020
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CDC Studying Effect of Presidential Rage Tweets About Confessed Criminal Traitors on COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Newly unsealed legal documents in the case against...
James Schlarmann
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April 30, 2020
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Trump Campaign Sells Out $500 Candles That Smell Like President’s Butthole
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump 2020 Re-Election campaign announced this weekend...
James Schlarmann
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April 29, 2020
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Roger Stone Wants Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass
WASHINGTON, D.C -- Last month, Federal District Judge Amy Berman Jackson...
James Schlarmann
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April 29, 2020
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