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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10
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James Schlarmann
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October 24, 2024
By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...
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Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A tubby, ghoulish, narcissistic con man -- who...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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Jesus Still Doesn’t Know Why Everyone Calls the Day He Was Executed “Good Friday”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- A visibly annoyed Jesus Hubert Christ,...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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RBG: “Hey Assholes! I’m Not Immortal, So Which Old White Guy You Trust More to Find My Replacement?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg issued an...
James Schlarmann
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April 10, 2020
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Quarantine Panic! Man Already Masturbated to Everything on Pornhub That Doesn’t Involve Incest
STROHK LAKE, CALIFORNIA -- "Wait. Son of a bitch! I've gone...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Essential Worker Not Sure Non-Essential Workers Deserve Living Wage During Pandemic
LOS PARADOXICALES, CALIFORNIA -- On one of her recent lunch breaks...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Moron T. Dumbfuck and his steady, faithful...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products
After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has decided to cut its Donald Trump line.
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Kellyanne Conway Says The Trump Economy Can ‘Easily Handle’ 17 Million Americans Filing for ‘Alternative Employment’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump tries to help the...
James Schlarmann
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April 9, 2020
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Bernie Sanders to Send What’s Left of His Vocal Cords to Presidential Election Hall of Fame
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont will not be...
James Schlarmann
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April 8, 2020
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Trump Thanks Those Who Have Died from Coronavirus for Bumping Up His Briefings’ TV Ratings
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump took to Twitter this morning...
James Schlarmann
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April 8, 2020
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