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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To many outside observers, it appears that President...
James Schlarmann
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July 1, 2020
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CDC Study Shows Wearing a Mask Reduces Spreading Selfish Douchebaggery by 100%
HOTLANTA, GEORGIA -- Researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and...
James Schlarmann
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June 30, 2020
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Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not the president was briefed on...
James Schlarmann
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June 30, 2020
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DNC Encourages Trump Supporters to Boycott Elections With Mail-in Ballots
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee is urging Trump supporters...
James Schlarmann
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June 30, 2020
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Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?
Author's Note: Before reading this column any further, please be advised that...
James Schlarmann
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June 29, 2020
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Disney Assures Visitors They Can Still Hurl Racist Insults at Employees While Riding Updated Splash Mountain
ANALSLIME, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Disney became the latest corporation to...
James Schlarmann
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June 29, 2020
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Pence: “We Flattened the Curve. We Saved Lives. Iraq had WMD. 2+2=Ketchup.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference last week, Vice President...
James Schlarmann
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June 29, 2020
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Trump Thought Russians Were Paying the Taliban to Throw Paper Towels at U.S. Soldiers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In an administration seemingly built on and fueled...
James Schlarmann
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June 29, 2020
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Louie Gohmert Dragged Away By Masked Millennials After Saying “Antifa” 3 Times Into Bathroom Mirror
VALLE DE MORMÓN RACISTACALVO, TEXAS -- According to those with firsthand...
James Schlarmann
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June 26, 2020
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Trump Warns His Enemies May Attempt ‘Electoral Coup’ on Him By Voting for His Opponent
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 presidential election is now less than...
James Schlarmann
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June 26, 2020
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