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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch of chips," which he later confirmed was the whole bag. In California, a man...

Trump Says Bolton’s Book Contains Classified Lies and Top Secret Falsehoods

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether the White House officially admits it, President...

Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his...

Trump Asks If Anyone’s Thought to Cure Cancer By Not Screening for Cancer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not really a secret that President Donald...

Trump Asks Ben Carson to Set Up Meeting With Aunt Jemima

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before "anyone makes any permanent decisions" on the...

Trump Wants Research Into Whether AIDS Vaccine Also Cures Windmill Cancer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world is still celebrating his announcement...

Ron Perlman Offers to Cast Ted Cruz In “Go To Hell, Boy”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Actor Ron Perlman has reportedly reached out to...

Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence told the American people...

Mike Pence Grateful Trump Can’t Fire Him Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just before noon today, Vice President Mike Pence...

Trump Promises Entire Capital Will Be Converted To Renewable White Power

President-Elect Trump's plan to tackle climate change includes a return to using renewable white power in the nation's capital.