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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch of chips," which he later confirmed was the whole bag. In California, a man...

Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote

It was a voting bloc that until this year's election cycle...

She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

BLANCA SUPREMA, NEVADA -- 37-year-old mother of three Gwendolyn Howser in...

Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

CORUSCANT -- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is defending this decision to largely...

God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway issued an urgent...

Trump Wants USPS to Charge Democrats $200 a Stamp Until November 4th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration's continuous changes at the United...

Can You Spot All The Similarities These Two Share That Make Trump Question Their Eligibility?

This man's name is Barack Hussein Obama. You might remember him...

Cowboys Change Cheerleader Squad Name to “Super Spreaders”

DALLASS, TEXASS -- This week, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones --...

Trump: “Harris and Biden Are Dangerous Marxist Commies in Wall Street’s Back Pocket!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Lashing out at the Democratic Party's presidential ticket...

Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt on Kamala Harris

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He's calling it another one of his "perfect...