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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch of chips," which he later confirmed was the whole bag. In California, a man...

Donald Trump Still Doesn’t Love Donald Trump Jr.

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump's son, his namesake...

DeJoy: “What the Fuckin’ Fuck is That Blue Box Lookin’ Fuckin’ Thing?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Postmaster General Louis DeJoy was asked some...

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Mouth Still Stuck Like That

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Reports from the nation's capital are that the...

Cocaine to Officially Sponsor The Rest of RNC 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 Republican National Convention kicked off last...

RNC to Feature Pro-Trump Democrats Who Started the KKK

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- In a surprise development, the Republican National...

Trump Says Supporters Will ‘Just Have to Settle’ for Making Suicide Pact Virtually During RNC 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the most highly-anticipated events at this...

Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020 RNC Keynote Address

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- Last week, the Democratic National Committee held...

Lori Laughlin to Star in Limited 2 Month Series “Full Big House”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Actress Lori Laughlin will not only spending time...

Mexico Offers to Pay for Bannon and Kolfage’s Prosecution

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When Donald Trump entered the 2016 presidential...

Trump Sends Navy to Atlantis to Investigate Evidence of Q-Anon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed the Secretary of...