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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Brett Kavanaugh Had Really Wrong Idea Why Some Call Amy Coney Barrett a “Super Spreader”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To be fair to him, Justice Brett Kavanaugh...

Justice Barrett Gets Permission from Husband to Start First Day on Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All the hearings had been held. All the...

McConnell: “I’ve Always Been Very Consistent With Supreme Court Nominations. From White Republicans.”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For eight years, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell...

FBI Investigating Contents of Eric Trump’s See ‘n Say

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A truly stunning announcement was just made by...

KKK ‘Outraged, Devastated, and Hurt’ Trump Gives Proud Boys All The Attention

COUSIN DOINK BAY, MISSISSIPPI -- The first presidential debate between former...

Giuliani Insists He Was Just Going to Tuck-In His Shirt to Completion

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Stumbling up to a throng of...

Trump Demands Every Vote Cast For Him Is Counted ‘At Least Once’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With just over a week to go until...

Donald Trump Has Many Things In Common With Abraham Lincoln. Here Are Just Some Of Them.

While lamestream media intelligentsia cultural Marxist elitists scoffed at the notion...

Matt Gaetz Says ‘Trump’s Bootyhole Had the Dewy Essence of Victory’ After Final Debate With Biden

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Matt Gaetz, a Republican from Florida, makes...