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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Says a Vote for a Democrat Should Only Count as Three-Fifths of a Republican Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans are voting today for who they think...
James Schlarmann
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November 3, 2020
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Congratulations, America! King Trump Has Decided to Let You Vote Today!
Citizenry of America! Rejoice! For your goodly King God Emperor, Donald John...
James Schlarmann
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November 3, 2020
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Cruz Awaits Poll Closings and News About Whether His Wife Will Be Ugly Another Four Years
FUCKFACE, TEXAS -- Canadian-born-Super-Texan-Cowboy-Elite-Ivy-League-Lawyer Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) told his staff...
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2020
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Putin Wonders If He’ll Be Batting a Thousand or .500 After Votes Counted
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Sitting beside a roaring fire, Russian President Vladimir...
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2020
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Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring Yet
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outwardly, the President of the United States of...
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2020
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Trump Demands States Only Tally Biden Votes as High as His Base Can Count
PEWP'S PASS, PENNSYLVANIA -- There are just a matter of hours...
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2020
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Win or Lose, Trump is Entitled to Secret Service Protection and Lindsey Graham BJs For Life
The truth is, despite the punditry class and America's elected officials'...
James Schlarmann
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November 2, 2020
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Trump: “When You Look At Countries Called The United States, We’re Doing the Best”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a new interview with Fox News host...
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2020
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Biden Supporters Surround Trump Bus and Tell It How to Get to Sesame Street
CHINGADAS, TEXAS -- A tense situation in Texas has resolved itself,...
James Schlarmann
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November 1, 2020
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Brett Favre ‘Thankful’ for Career Full of Head Injuries That Inspired Him to Vote for Trump
Yesterday, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre made national headlines. It's not...
James Schlarmann
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October 31, 2020
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