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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Citing Pending Litigation, the Black Knight Refuses to Concede
THE FORESTS OF ENGLAND -- Despite the fact that he is...
James Schlarmann
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November 13, 2020
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Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”
HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition...
James Schlarmann
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November 12, 2020
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Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?
Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are...
James Schlarmann
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November 12, 2020
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This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote Once In Two Tries!
Let's play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the...
James Schlarmann
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November 12, 2020
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James O’Queef Claims to Have Eyewitness Who Saw 3.2 Trillion Trump Votes Launched Into Space
FUKWHIT, NEW YORK -- James O'Queef III and his Project Bullshitas...
James Schlarmann
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November 11, 2020
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Zuckerberg Planning Separate Social Media Site Just for White Nationalists Called “Facebook”
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, COMMIEFORNIA -- Billionaire automaton Mark Zuckerberg has been...
James Schlarmann
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November 11, 2020
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RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the...
James Schlarmann
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November 11, 2020
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Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself “Actual” Winner of 2020 Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the time on his first and only...
James Schlarmann
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November 10, 2020
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Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control
LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA -- She didn't think things through; at least...
James Schlarmann
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November 10, 2020
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McConnell: “Maybe I’m a Wrinkly Fuckstick Traitor. But That Doesn’t Mean Trump Shouldn’t Contest Every State He Lost.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a moment of unforeseen and rare candor,...
James Schlarmann
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November 10, 2020
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