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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”
HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition...
James Schlarmann
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November 12, 2020
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Report: Is Donald Trump Gonna Cry About It?
Is Donald Trump going to cry about it? The signs are...
James Schlarmann
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November 12, 2020
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This Big Ol’ Impeached Pile of Whiny Bitch Couldn’t Even Win the Popular Vote Once In Two Tries!
Let's play a little guessing game! Can you guess, from the...
James Schlarmann
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November 12, 2020
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James O’Queef Claims to Have Eyewitness Who Saw 3.2 Trillion Trump Votes Launched Into Space
FUKWHIT, NEW YORK -- James O'Queef III and his Project Bullshitas...
James Schlarmann
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November 11, 2020
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Zuckerberg Planning Separate Social Media Site Just for White Nationalists Called “Facebook”
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, COMMIEFORNIA -- Billionaire automaton Mark Zuckerberg has been...
James Schlarmann
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November 11, 2020
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RNC Quietly Removes “Supporting American Democracy” from Party Platform
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Republican National Committee has taken down the...
James Schlarmann
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November 11, 2020
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Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself “Actual” Winner of 2020 Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the time on his first and only...
James Schlarmann
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November 10, 2020
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Democratic Operative Regrets Rigging Election for Mitch McConnell to Retain Senate Control
LOS SOROS, COMMIEFORNIA -- She didn't think things through; at least...
James Schlarmann
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November 10, 2020
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McConnell: “Maybe I’m a Wrinkly Fuckstick Traitor. But That Doesn’t Mean Trump Shouldn’t Contest Every State He Lost.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a moment of unforeseen and rare candor,...
James Schlarmann
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November 10, 2020
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The Actual Jesus Christ Wrote This Letter to Kayleigh McEnany and Asked Us to Publish It For Him
The following was received by this outlet late last night. After...
James Schlarmann
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November 10, 2020
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