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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trumpist Strikes a Blow for Freedom by Giving His Grandmother Covid-19 on Thanksgiving
DIPSHIT COVE, MICHIGAN -- Stephan Crowzer, a 36-year old self-described "die...
James Schlarmann
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November 30, 2020
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Trump Asks SCOTUS to Force States to Count Votes Using Three-Fifths Compromise
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The failing Donald Trump re-election campaign has filed...
James Schlarmann
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November 30, 2020
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After Playing Fetch With Tiffany, Trump Says His Bone Spurs Feel Just Fine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump is resting comfortably,...
James Schlarmann
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November 30, 2020
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President Finds It Hard To Believe 80 Million Fuckin’ Assholes and Losers Voted For Biden and Not Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the final analysis, President Donald J. Trump...
James Schlarmann
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November 30, 2020
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Trump Names Randy Quaid New Head of Legal Team
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sidney Powell, the rat-faced scarecrow trying to steal...
James Schlarmann
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November 25, 2020
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Crews Greasing Door Hinges In Case Trump Has to be Pushed Out of White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether he wants to leave or not, by...
James Schlarmann
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November 25, 2020
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Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans
RIO PINCHE CULERO, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Taint) warned...
James Schlarmann
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November 25, 2020
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Trump Supporter Presents Mexico With Bill for “Billions of Miles of Trump’s Wall”
COLD CAVE HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
James Schlarmann
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November 25, 2020
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Trump Administration Will Start Giving Biden Transition Team Covfefe Briefings
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though he seems intent on never technically conceding...
James Schlarmann
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November 25, 2020
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Trump Still Hasn’t Said When Or If He’ll Return Rubio’s, Cruz’s, and Graham’s Balls
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his first and only...
James Schlarmann
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November 24, 2020
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