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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Still a Villainous Cartoon Character Piece of Shit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two-thirds of the House of Representatives, the President...

Fertilizer Company Hires McEnany

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When she leaves her post as White House...

Experts Have a Chilling Warning: The Next Republican Coup Could Be Less Stupid

What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one...

After Biden is Sworn In, Trump Will Be The 45th Most Intelligent Former President Ever

A version of this story also appeared on NotReally.news. To say that...

Jordan and Gaetz Say Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The results of last month's presidential haven't really...

Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts...

Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid

What would happen if there was a coup attempted by one...

Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest

The least popularly elected president, who ended up being the least...