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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye
COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA -- Doctors and attending staff in...
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2021
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Space Force Releases Initial Cost Estimate to Yeet Matt Gaetz Into The Sun
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The United States Space Force released a study...
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2021
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For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of...
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2021
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McCarthy Proposes Censuring Rep. Greene’s Crack Dealer
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As House Democrats move quickly to strip her...
James Schlarmann
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February 3, 2021
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Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role...
James Schlarmann
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February 3, 2021
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Confused Evangelical Still Can’t Find Anti-Abortion Verses in Bible
CORNHOLE FALLS, IDAHO -- Chad McMichaels is a 36 year old...
James Schlarmann
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February 3, 2021
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Taylor Greene Accuses Donut Shop Worker of Being Secret Jewish Glazer
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The crack smoke issuing forth from Qongresswoman Marjorie...
James Schlarmann
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February 3, 2021
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Al Franken Offers to Takeover Marjorie Taylor Greene’s House Seat
ESSENEL, MINNESOTA -- Former Senator Al Franken does not currently live...
James Schlarmann
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January 29, 2021
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Biden Politely Declines Lindsey Graham’s Offer of Four Years of Public Beejers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The note President Biden sent to Sen. Lindsey...
James Schlarmann
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January 29, 2021
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Robinhood Files Paperwork to Change Its Name to “SheriffofNottingham.”
SWILLY CORN, VALLEY -- Online brokerage trader Robinhood filed emergency paperwork...
James Schlarmann
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January 28, 2021
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