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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Is Antifa or the NRA Responsible for More Deaths in America?

Can you guess who has helped kill more Americans -- the NRA or Antifa?

NRA Reminds Americans They Don’t Give a Fuck How Many of Their Friends and Family Get Shot

For most of 2020, Americans were dealing with a global covid-19...

Boebert: Giving D.C. Statehood ‘Would Be Unfair to Fans of Marvel Movies’

"I'm sure we MAGAs would love to give Mar-A-Lago a couple electoral college votes, but that's not how we do things in this country, yet."

Robert T. Antifa is Tired of Liberals Calling His Very Real Organization ‘Just an Idea’

"I don't see Unicorn Farts or Loch Ness Monster Holdings, or the Catholic Church being treated with such disdain and fear."

Ted Cruz Says If D.C. Gets Statehood, Mar-A-Lago Should Too

"If they're gonna give all those, you know, URBANS, two more senators, it's only fair we get two more ourselves."

GOP Congressman Glad Trump Left All the Kids in Cages So He Can Blame Them on Biden Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When former President Donald Trump left office this...

Trump Developing “Qoogle,” His Own Search Engine

Trump isn't just launching his own social media company, he's launching his own search engine for "people looking for feelings over facts."

Greene and Boebert Want Fauci to Tell Americans When They Can Have Klan and MAGA Rallies Again

"What kind of America do we live in if people can't go burn a few thousand college textbooks, or light a few dozen crosses?"