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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

To ‘Secure Elections,’ Mississippi Republicans Want to Outlaw the 13th and 14th Amendments

JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI -- Two states to the east, in Georgia, Republicans...

GA Republicans Propose Segregated Voting Booths

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Republicans in the State of Georgia are not...

Kemp Signs Georgia Law Establishing ‘Separate, But Unequal Democracy’

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- There has been quite a lot of news...

Hannity: ‘Senile’ Biden Didn’t Mention Windmill Cancer or Bleach Injection During Press Conference

"Joe didn't even have the presence of mind to mention today is the anniversary of the Bowling Green Massacre!"

Democrat Joe Manchin Opposes Democrat Agenda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia is a...

Reporter Asks Ted Cruz to Either Put a Mask Over His Face or a Gun in His Mouth

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) was asked by a...

Cruz: “Republicans Just Want to Make Sure Voters Are the Right Shade of American”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attempting to explain to reporters why he and...

Man Whose Career Has Been Partisan Power Grabs Calls Dem Voting Bill a Partisan Power Grab

"You might call me a hypocrite, but I'd just say that my experience makes me uniquely qualified to see partisan political grabs."

Ted Cruz: “We Can’t Do Something About Gun Violence Until We’re Done Doing Nothing”

Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) doesn't want to do anything about gun violence until the country is done doing nothing about it first.

Super Pro-American MAGA Patriot Rooting for Murderous Dictator to Beat Biden In Debate

He really loves the United States but really wants the American president to lose in a debate with the Russian president/chief murderer.