James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Update: Stephen Miller is Still a Bald, Racist Cunt

Tucker Carlson Didn’t See any Signs of White Supremacy at Cross Burning

CEO Larry Antifa Admits Ron Johnson is Right About the Capitol Riot

Josh Hawley Praises Capitol Police For Defending Him During Insurrection He Inspired

Marjorie Taylor Greene Requests Medical Crack Exception From House Leadership

Obama Asks Biden How Many Guns He’s Taken So Far

Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

First Recorded Sounds From Mars Are Martians Thanking Us For Electing Biden

Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily

Senate Republicans Warn Garland They Won’t Tolerate Him Behaving Like They Tolerated Bill Barr Behaving

Biden Says It’s Time To Take Eric’s Finger Paintings Off the White House Fridge

Nation Grips Itself for Another Week Without a Presidential Golf Outing

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