James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Was Disappointed His Vaccine Didn’t Also Cover Windmill Cancer or Bone Spurs

Biden Cancels Traditional White House Flat Earth Day Festivities

Biden Directs Space Force to Stop Its ‘McDonald’s on the Moon’ Program

Lie-Packed CPAC Speech Changes Nothing and Joe Biden is Still Trump’s President

5-Year-Old Anti-Vaxxer Pens Heart Warming Memoir

ISIS Surprised By Popularity of Their Sign-Up Booth at CPAC

Matt Gaetz Tells CPAC He Won’t Let Trump ‘Pull Out Until He Finishes’

Potato Head Tells Fox News They’ve Always Been Gender Fluid

Pat Robertson Says God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

Ted Cruz’s Ugly Wife Confirms Gender Neutral Potato Head and Her Husband Will Still Have Same Size Balls

Adjusted for Inflation, Sen. John Thune is a Privileged A-Hole In Any Era

Scientists Developing Covid Vaccine That Will Also Shut Meghan McCain the Fuck Up

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