James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Ted Nugent Reportedly Tried Shitting His Pants to Avoid Getting Covid

Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat

Cruz: “Republicans Are the Party of Lincoln and That’s Why We Defend the Monuments and Flag of His Racist Enemies”

Fauci: “I Don’t Show Up Where Rand Paul Works and Tell Him How to Suck Trump’s Dong”

Greene: “I Will Never Back Down From Supporting Traditional Anglo-Moron Beliefs”

Cruz: “The Only Thing I Need Covering My Face Left Washington on January 20th”

Bush Apologizes for Not Turning Off Bathroom Light or Afghanistan War When He Left the White House

She Just Got Her GED, But She Knows Fauci Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About

Man Wants to Make Some Friends Because He’s Sure They’ll Love His “Two Genders” Memes

Greene Starts ‘White America First’ Caucus With Other Far Right House Republicans

Fauci Gives Jordan Proctologist Referral So His Head Can Be Safely Pulled Out

NYPD’s New Robot is the First Dog That Definitely Sees Color

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