James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Cruz Slams Texas Dems For Not Asking to Borrow His Cancun Timeshare

I Got My Vaccine, But I Support Your Right to Be a Moron and Not Get Yours

Greene ‘Devastated’ She Wasn’t Picked for Olympic Equestrian Team

CDC: Maybe Your Ten Year Old Needs to Get COVID and Stop Being a Pussy

Trump’s CPAC 2021 Speech Was So Full of Shit, He Had to Write it in an Outhouse

Beauty of Seeing The Humans He Doesn’t Care About All At Once Brought a Tear to Branson’s Eye

Boebert Grateful the ‘Gun Amendment is Second,’ Because If It Were Higher She Couldn’t Find It

Lying Sociopath Still Won’t Shut the Fuck Up and Accept His Failure

Volunteer Grandma Tyrannically Knocks on Door to Ask Patriot If He’s Gotten a COVID Vaccine Yet

Horse Faced Cave Troll Still Has Some Holocaust Comparisons to Make

Oh My God, I Just Shit My Pants and Now They Think Biden Stole the Election!

New Research Suggests Marjorie Taylor Greene is a ‘Sentient Klan Rally’

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