James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Duly Elected Tyrant Uses Lawful Constitutional Authority to Give OSHA New COVID Vaccine Mandate

Texas Man’s Jizz Sock Reports Him to Abortion Tip Line

Mississippi Law Labels the Pull-Out Method “Proto Abortion” and Outlaws It

Cruz Reminds Constituents That The ‘Back Door Means No Babies and No Abortions’

We Live In Texas. When Does My Wife Have to Register Her Pussy By?

Abbott Unsure How to Eliminate Rapists from Texas and Still Host Trump Rallies

Man Wants Statue ‘Dedicated to Another Traitor Who Lost’ After Robert E. Lee’s Removal

Pregnant Texas Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Child Support

Greene Signs Deal to Be Star of New Line of Pro-MAGA Toys: My Little Ponyface

Pro-Life Baker Devastated When Open Bag of Flour Spills and Aborts His Cake

Texas Informs Congress It Has Added “-ghanistan” to Its Name

Webster Changes Definition of “Douchebag” to “See Joe Manchin”

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