James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Is Your Junk Sounding and/or Looking a Lot Like Ted Cruz? You Might Have This STD.

White House Wants Sinema to Tell Them How Much Attention She Needs to Act Like a Democrat

Senator Coalfarts McFuckface Doesn’t Want Infrastructure Plan to Pay for Clean Air or Water

Mike Pence ‘Disturbed and Outraged’ By How Turned On He Got Reading New Bisexual “Superman”

No, I’m Not Dressed as Marjorie Taylor Greene for Halloween. I’m Just a Horse.

Hell Does Not Welcome Colin Powell as a Liberator

Boebert Demands to Know Why FDA Still Hasn’t Approved Bleach Injection Booster

Trump Tells Followers to Renounce Their Citizenship and Leave America if ‘They Don’t ‘Fix 2020’

Afraid Your Republican Husband Has Stopped Breathing? Have Him Tell You The “Truth.”

Nicki Minaj Says Her Cousin’s Friends Balls Are Southwest Pilots Who Walked Out Over Vaccines

Dave Chapelle’s Therapist Confident She’ll Send Her Kids to Ivy League Schools

Jon Gruden Just Behind Trump in New 2024 GOP Poll

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