James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Scott Walker Is Very Confused About ‘Everything’

Republican Religious Zealot Not Sure How to Feel About ‘Anchor Fetuses’

Bobby Jindal Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Birthright Citizenship

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #421

Desperate Ted Cruz Proposes Catapulting “Anchor Babies” Back to Mexico

Tea Partier Briefly Considers ‘Just Admitting’ He’s Afraid of Mexicans

Walker, Bush, Trump Propose Leaving Only Second Amendment in the Constitution

Humankind Considers Ending Republicans’ Birthright Membership to the Species

Jesus Christ: “I Said ‘Turn The Other Cheek,’ Not ‘Turn The Other Chamber’!”

Alabama Church to Open Nuclear Test Range Next to Sunday School Buildings

Scott Walker Wants to Replace Statue of Liberty Torch With Upraised Middle Finger

Marco Rubio Says He’ll Appoint ‘Vagina Czar’ To Enforce Abortion Ban

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