James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Carson: I May Not Be the First Black President, But I’ll Be the First Openly Stupid One

D.C. Area Pigeon Promises to ‘S* All Over’ Cheney Statue ‘Like He S* All Over This Country’

Conservative Economics Student Explains Why The Poor Should Just Be Left to Die Off

Houston: Conservatives Assert Their Right to Know Where You’re Pooing

10 Ted Cruz-Approved GOP Debate Questions

God Fires Mike Huckabee

Carly Fiorina: I Know Where Luke Is In The New “Star Wars” Movie

Reince Priebus Holds Seance to Contact Reagan’s Ghost to Write GOP Debate Questions

Tons of Morons Have Wasted $10 Million Donating To Another Moron’s Presidential Campaign

Paul Ryan Takes Break From His Kid’s Afternoon Soccer Game To Explain Why Paid Family Leave is Wrong

RNC Hires Top Engineers to Extend Conservative Media Bubble Across Entire Country

Ted Cruz Up All Night Working on List of Debate Questions He’ll Answer

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