James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trans Man to Ben Carson: Dumb People in the White House Make ME Uncomfortable

GOP Consultant ‘Not Sure’ Candidates Drumming Up Enough Hate for Mexicans

Carson: I May Not Be the First Black President, But I’ll Be the First Openly Stupid One

D.C. Area Pigeon Promises to ‘S* All Over’ Cheney Statue ‘Like He S* All Over This Country’

Conservative Economics Student Explains Why The Poor Should Just Be Left to Die Off

Houston: Conservatives Assert Their Right to Know Where You’re Pooing

10 Ted Cruz-Approved GOP Debate Questions

God Fires Mike Huckabee

Carly Fiorina: I Know Where Luke Is In The New “Star Wars” Movie

Reince Priebus Holds Seance to Contact Reagan’s Ghost to Write GOP Debate Questions

Tons of Morons Have Wasted $10 Million Donating To Another Moron’s Presidential Campaign

Paul Ryan Takes Break From His Kid’s Afternoon Soccer Game To Explain Why Paid Family Leave is Wrong

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