James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice

Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming

Local Pro-Lifer ‘Loves’ Ted Cruz’s Carpet Bombing Foreign Policy

Obama’s Communist Economic Assault Lowers Unemployment Below 5%

Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #366

Islamic American: Marco Rubio Divides Us By Being a Radical Christian

Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’

Old Lady Politely Refuses Jeb Bush’s Help Across the Street

Democratic Voter: Cruz’s Birthplace Doesn’t Matter; His Idiotic Views of the World Do

New Hampshire Republican Torn Between Two A-Holes

Sad Libertarian to Investigate Why Candidate No One Voted For is Dropping Out of Race

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