James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

‘Bummed Out’ Rubio Finds Out AFTER Debate That Obama’s Not Running This Time

Rubio Robot Engineers Program ‘Horrible Thoughts on Rape’ Into His Cerebral Matrix

Marco Rubio Accidentally Conjures Beetlejuice

Engineers Frantically Adding Five New Talking Points to Marco Rubio’s Programming

Local Pro-Lifer ‘Loves’ Ted Cruz’s Carpet Bombing Foreign Policy

Obama’s Communist Economic Assault Lowers Unemployment Below 5%

Town Republican Confused by Lack of Phobias in Democratic Debate

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #366

Islamic American: Marco Rubio Divides Us By Being a Radical Christian

Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’

Old Lady Politely Refuses Jeb Bush’s Help Across the Street

Democratic Voter: Cruz’s Birthplace Doesn’t Matter; His Idiotic Views of the World Do

1...428429430...485 Page 429 of 485