James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers

Ted Cruz Would Sign Executive Order Retroactively Deporting All Immigrant Families Ever

Mitt Romney: ‘I Know a Lot About Losing Elections, and Marco Rubio’s Got It!’

Barbara Bush Takes Jeb Out for Ice Cream to Cheer Him Up, Scolds Him for ‘Not Listening’ to Her

Justice Clarence Thomas Tries to Throw Himself into Scalia’s Casket

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #368

Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Iron Shovel for Burying His Platoon’s Feces

As President, Ted Cruz Would Stop Cutting Crusts of GI’s PB&J’s

Obama Releases Shortlist of Scalia Replacements: All Muslim Americans

Obama Offers Republicans To Get Hillary Clinton Out Of The Election By Nominating Her For Scalia’s Seat

Obama to Resign Presidency to Biden Who Will Nominate Him to Supreme Court

Coroner Report Confirms Scalia ‘Died Without a Shred of Humanity’

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