James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Ted Cruz to GOP Voters: ‘Think of me as the lesser of two diarrheas’

Proud Gun Owner Mom in Tense Mexican Standoff With 3rd Grader

Donald Trump Spends Three Hours at Campaign Stop Trying to Shake One Man’s Hand

Marco Rubio Stops by WalMart on the Way Home for Job Application

President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle

Woman Who Was in Elementary School in the 60’s: Bernie Sanders’ Civil Rights Arrest ‘No Big Deal’

Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates

Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate

Ignorant Voter Chides Jewish Man For Using Word Coined to Describe Poor Jewish Neighborhoods

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #370

POLL: Majority Relieved to Find Out Future President’s Dong is Okay

Mitt Romney Volunteers to Replace Trump and ‘Lose One for the Team’

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