James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Richard Nixon Seen Jacking Off Furiously as James Comey is Fired by Donald Trump

California Democrats Mull Law Allowing Texas Christians to Be Denied Adoptions

Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’

Doctors Rushing to Remove Sally Yates’ Foot from Ted Cruz’s Rectum

Trump Signs Declaration Congratulating His Son Eric For Pooping In the Potty Like a Big Boy

Leaked Memo Shows FCC Acknowledges It’s a “Cocksucking, Puritanical, Bullshit Bureaucracy”

Sally Yates Bringing Orangutan Tranquilizer to Congressional Testimony

ISIS Wants President Trump to Help Them Write Their Own ‘Religious Extremist’ Executive Order

The Kremlin Congratulates Its American Bureau on Repealing Obamacare

Trump Expands Religious Freedom Executive Order to Include Segregated Water Fountains

Paul Ryan Celebrates Obamacare Repeal By Ripping Chemotherapy IV Out of Pediatric Cancer Patients’ Arms

Asked About Trump’s “Religious Freedom” Order, Jesus Christ Does the Jack-Off Gesture

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