James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Leads Boy Scouts Chant of “F*ck that C**t” About Hillary

Analysis: 17 Red States Give Trump, Fucking Cousins At Gun Shows, Better Than 50% Approval Rating

Kushner Blames Lack of Russian Translation for Omissions on Security Forms

Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’

Sean Spicer to Play Melissa McCarthy on SNL’s Next Season

Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters Wide

Trump to Pay Tribute to Sean Spicer, Dedicate Bushes in Front of White House to Him

Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do

House Republicans Draft Articles of Un-peachment Against Hillary Clinton

John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones

White House Promises More On-Camera Briefings Once They’re Not Beta Cucks Anymore

Trump Explains Secret Meeting With Putin Was ‘Just a Meet Cute’

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