James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Governor of Puerto Rico Not Sure Citizens Can Eat Merry Christmas or Use It For Shelter, Power

President of U.S. Virgin Islands Desperately Trying to Convince President Trump to Resign

M&M’s Banned from White House Kitchens and Candy Dishes

Top 3 Serial Sexual Predators Featured at This Year’s Values Voter Summit

Trumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy Plans Last Words: “At Least Obamacare Died Too”

Trump to Use Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for His Trips to Mar-A-Lago During the Winter

President Trump Regrets Never Convincing Hugh Hefner to Put Ivanka in His Magazine

Mike Pence Exited Colts Game Wrapped in American Flag and Being Consoled by Bald Eagle

Trump: Meals on Wheels Cuts Will Cover Cost of Flying Pence Around Country Making a Show of Getting Offended by Constitution

Pat Robertson Warns God Will Destroy America if Scouts Let Girls Play With Boys

Trump: Puerto Ricans ‘Wrong Shade of American’ to Get All Help Needed

Trump Wants Boy Scouts to Maintain ‘Traditional Values’ and Treat Girls Like Future Sexual Conquests Instead

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