James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Thinks Black Athletes ‘Pose a Bigger Threat to American Security Than Nazis’

Corker Says He’s ‘Not a Fan of the Taste of Trump’s Dick’ Anymore

Trump Taps Dr. Jenny McCarthy for White House Special Counsel on Alternative Facts

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring Himself Winner Of 2016 Popular Vote

Mexico Offers To Pay For Pest Control Service To Remove ‘La Cucaracha Naranja Gigante’ From The White House

DNC Releases Memo on Hillary Clinton’s Letterhead Denying Any Improrpriety

Trump Wants Rogue Twitter Employee Deemed Enemy Combatant and Sent to Gitmo

Poll: Rogue Twitter Employee Who Shut Down Trump’s Account Early 2020 Frontrunner

Trump Hints at Offering Astros’ Yuli Gurriel Cabinet Seat During White House Visit

Press Secretary Asks Congress if She Can Be Paid By The Lie

Papa John’s Briefly Considered Switching to “Less Diarrhea-tastic” Recipe Before Blaming Uppity Blacks for Flagging Sales

Sad Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months

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