James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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God Issues Apology to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is

Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed to Alleviate Stress of Russia Scandal

Trump Has Sons Barricade Oval Office Door In Case Mueller Pulls Into White House Driveway

Trump Preemptively Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Says He Didn’t Do

Hannity Summoned to White House to Soothe Trump’s Anxieties Over Mueller Charges

Robert Mueller to Hand Deliver Criminal Charges to Trump Administration Inside Dildo

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful

Nazi Grateful for Twitter Cleaning Up Its Platform and Suspending ‘Disgusting, Anti-Antisemite Accounts’

FBI Files Reveal JFK Link to Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificates, and Order 66 to Wipe Out the Jedi

George W. Bush Offers to Give Heather Lind’s Buttocks ‘The Iraq War Treatment’ for His Dad

Authorities Baffled by Appearance of Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin on White House Steps

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