James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Tomi Lahren Says American Flag G-String Shows ‘Patriotism and Respect’ When It Goes Up Her Ass Crack

Huckabee Sanders: Mueller Arresting Manafort a Distraction From Trump Administration Distracting Americans From Mueller Investigation

Gowdy: Hillary Clinton is the Center of a Vast Conspiracy to Defeat Herself

John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume

McDonald’s Introduces the McManafort Nothingburger, Which Is Huge and Served With Russian Dressing

Huckabee Sanders: ‘Working For Trump Doesn’t Mean You’re Connected to Trump Just Because Trump Is Your Boss’

Gowdy Promises to Get to Bottom of Connection Between Manafort, Clinton, and Benghazi

Trump’s Sons Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

Hillary Clinton Circling Block Around FBI Headquarters Chanting “Lock Him Up” While Manafort Processed

Kellyanne Conway: Manafort Not Arrested, He’s “Alternatively Free for Alternatively Not Colluding With Russia”

Putin Asks Trump To Have Army Corp of Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

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