James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man From South Korea Feels “Relieved” Being Near Just One Entitled, Delusional Psychopath Again

Kellyanne Conway: Gillespie Loss in Virginia An Alternative Win for Trump

American Ready To Forget About Mass Shootings For 24 Hours Before The Next Mass Shooting

Weather Channel To Start Including Local Mass Shooting Forecasts in U.S. Broadcasts

Trump Orders Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Obama Pardoned

Trump Promises to Work With President of Texas to Help Survivors of Church Shooting

Jesus Christ to Americans: “Thoughts and Prayers Aren’t Made of Kevlar”

Trump Discovers Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Under Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

NRA Spokesman Says America Needs Armed Clergy in Every Church

Mexico Asks Trump to Pay for Northern Border Wall to Keep American Mass Shooters Out

Texas Republican Furious Trump’s Muslim Ban Failed to Stop Church Shooting

Obama’s Anxiety at Peak Levels Having Not Grabbed a Single Gun All Year

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