James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Suspends First Amendment For “Disrespectful Urbans Who Play Pro Sports”

Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him

Nation’s Famous, Elderly, Manipulative, Mentally Unstable Psychopath Cult Leader Inventories Cut In Half Overnight

Local Trump Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains The Difference Between Bucket Of Shit And President

Sessions Blames Lack Of Recollection In Congressional Testimony On Trying Weed For The First Time

Merck Developing Special Reverse-Roofie For Jeff Sessions’ Experimental Memory Treatment

Company Announces New Jeff Sessions Racist Elf On A Shelf Just In Time For Holiday Shopping

Roy Moore Turns Down Gift Of 18 Year Old Bourbon Because It’s Aged Too Much For His Liking

Uday and Qusay Trump To Host Christmas Hunting Party on White House Lawn This December

Mike Pence Demands RNC Carry Roy Moore’s Candidacy To Full Term

Trump Tweets Sincere Condolences For Shooting At Columbine

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