James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trey Gowdy Promises To Get To Bottom Of Connection Between Michael Flynn’s Russian Contacts And Benghazi

Local Rube Looks Forward To Never Spending Money That Will Never Trickle Down To Him After GOP Tax Cuts

Putin Orders Trump To Scrub White House Microwaves Of All Records Of Michael Flynn

Super Wealthy Oil Company CEO: Republican Tax Overhaul Means The Government Finally Works For Him Again

Trump Calls Hillary And Asks If She’d Like To Be President After All

Trump Says He’ll Get A Bigger Crowd Out To His Christmas T Lighting

All Six People Who Saw Trump’s Tree Lighting Agree It Was “Pretty Fantastically Meh”

Hillary Clinton Circling FBI Headquarters Shouting “Locked Him Up! Locked Him Up! Locked Him Up!”

Trump Retweets Anthropomorphized Swastika

He’s Voting For Moore Because He “Keeps Teen Girls Safe From Transgenders In Bathrooms So He Can Fuck Them Later”

After Tax Vote Announcement, John McCain’s Tumor Considers Joining The Resistance

Local Republican Realizes He Hasn’t Blamed Anything On Obama in 9 Months

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