James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Ivanka: “Daddy’s Not Potty Trained Well Enough to Flush Documents Down the Toilet”

Former President Trump Prefers His Classified Documents Well Done and Drenched in Ketchup

When Did George Soros Have “Capitalism” and “Christianity” Taken Out of the Constitution?

Report: Trump Tried to Flush Ivanka and Jared’s Wedding License Down White House Toilet

Gazpacho Police Announce Massive Counterfeit Oyster Cracker Bust

Marjorie Greene Has Spent So Much in Mask Fines, She Wishes Biden Was Giving Away Crack Pipes

CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz to Fuck Himself

Free Speech Defender Wants Teachers Arrested For Talking About Racism or Gay People In Florida

Maybe If Real Women Would Talk to Me, I Wouldn’t Get So Worked Up Over Cartoon Ones

National Archives: Trump May Have Illegally Taken Presidential Happy Meal Toys to Mar-A-Lago

New Fashion Trend: Wearing Your IQ on Your Hat

Rumble Offers Joe Rogan $100 Million to Wear a MAGA Hat and Just Shout the N-Word

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