James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Dems Offer to Exchange Jackson’s LSATs for Kavanaugh’s BAC the Night He Assaulted Blasey Ford

DeSantis Politely Asked Neo-Nazi to Step Aside So He Could Scold Students Wearing Masks

Barack Obama Explains Why No Congressional Investigation Found Evidence He Tried a Coup

Ukraine Government Designates Dead Russian Soldiers as Gender Neutral Public Bathrooms

Ted Cruz: “Did Biden Forget Real Presidents Only Use the State of the Union to S Their Own D?”

Sanctions Force Putin to Cancel Trump Family’s Quarterly Bonuses

D.C. Sewage Plant Apologizes For Letting Two Turds Escape During Biden’s State of the Union

Trump Plans to Be Sitting on His Fat Ass While Brandon Delivers State of the Union Address

Greene Hopeful Her Voice Won’t Be Hoarse or Horsey During State of the Union Response

God Tells Pat Robertson to “Suit Up and Fight for Putin If He Wants the End Times So Badly”

Glenn Greenwald Still Not Sure Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine Counts as Russia Invading Ukraine

New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs

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