James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Midterm Voters Anxious to Take First Steps Toward Ending State of National Emergy

Trump Warns His Enemies Not to Interfere in Midterms by Voting for Democrats

OJ Simpson Tells President Trump He Believes Saudi Arabia Didn’t Kill Jamal Khashoggi

Trump to Apply ‘Natural Instinct for Science’ and Personally Rewrite School Curriculum

John Barron, David Dennison, and Trump’s Tax Lawyer Issue Joint Statement: Liz Warren Is A Fraud

Trump Plans To Ease Up On Running The Country So He Can Campaign a Little Harder

Astronaut Admits He Faked Moon Orgasm

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong

Mike Pence Has No Idea Why He Was Masturbating To Bert And Ernie All Those Years If They’re NOT Gay

White House: Kavanaugh Confirmation ‘100 Percent’ Tells Sexual Assault Victims They’re Less Important Than Trump Agenda

Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes

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