James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Disney’s Next Animated Film Will Feature Villain Obsessed With Genitals Named “Ron DeFlorida”

If Musk Gets Controlling Stake, The First Thing He’ll Do Is Change Twitter’s Name

Gaetz Was ‘Really Hoping’ House Would Decriminalize Weed and Sex Trafficking Minors

FBI Confirms Hunter Biden’s Laptop Didn’t Contain Any PowerPoints on Overthrowing Democracy

Donald Trump Has Been Reinstated as President. Of the Mar-A-Lago Buffet Line.

January 6th Committee Interested in How Many Pizzas Trump Ordered on Burner Phone

Greene Says She Identifies as ‘Madison Cawthorn But Without a Dong’

Disney to Sell MAGA Mickey Ears, Greet Republicans as ‘Domestic Terrorists,’ Not Boys or Girls

Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

Eric Trump in Hospital With Nearly Melted Hands Because Tried to Destroy His Burner Phone

I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His Mouth

Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare

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