James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

Eric Trump in Hospital With Nearly Melted Hands Because Tried to Destroy His Burner Phone

I Attended an Orgy With Madison Cawthorn and Putin Really Seemed to Enjoy His Mouth

Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare

RNC Calls Smith Slapping Rock “Legitimate Awards Show Discourse”

Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”

Study of Mitch McConnell’s DNA Might Prove Existence of Racist Sperm

A Second Grader Asked DeSantis Where Babies Come From. He Had Her Arrested.

Rich Cultist Smacks Rich Comedian Who Made Joke at the Expense of Rich Cultist Wife

Texts Reveal Ginni Thomas Helped Meadows Steal Election and Get Trump’s McDonald’s Order

Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump

Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks

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