James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr”

After 14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News, President Convinced Donald Trump Is Danger to America

Trump Outraged Queen Elizabeth Was Watching CNN in the Throne Room When He Arrived

UK Protests of His State Visit Prompt Trump to Threaten “American Revolution II”

Trump Says His First Lady Is ‘Way, Way, Way Hotter’ Than Meghan Markle

Economists Predict Medicare For All Could Be Funded For 400 Years By Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face

Pro-Life Evangelical Wants to Officially Move Christmas to March

Alabama Decriminalizes Rape To Keep More Families Together

Nancy Pelosi Doesn’t Want Firefighters to Put Her House Out Until It’s Politically Expedient

Texas Democrat Authors Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death

Texas Democrat Pushes Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death

Alabama Democrat Wants Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

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