James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Eric Trump: “Daddy Used to Call It ‘D-Day’ When Me and Don Jr Gave Him Our Report Cards!”

Thought of Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby

John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

Trump Assures His Supporters ‘Bloated, Criminally Corrupt Cu*t’ is British Term of Endearment

Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’

Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For and Not Paying For Don Jr’s

Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye

John McCain’s Spirit Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

Trump Takes Credit for James Holzhauer’s Winning Streak and Its Conclusion

14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News Convinced the President That Donald Trump Is a Threat to America

God Sent 40 Million Prayers for Donald Trump Straight to Voicemail

Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr”

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