James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Blames 4th of July Rain on ‘Bob Mueller’s Team of Angry Democrats’

Historians Unearth George Washington’s Pilot License

Native American Man Spends July 4th Telling Americans To ‘Go Back’ Where They Came From

President Trump Hopes Americans Appreciate How Hard Sucking Your Own D*ck In Front of Tanks Really Is

Trump Orders New ‘Specialized’ ICE Squad For Hispanic Arrests and Deportations

Local MAGA Boy: Nike Should ‘Make It Up To’ Trump Supporters and Put Flaming T’s On Their Shoes

MAGA Boy Outraged at How Uncivil AOC Was to Trump’s Gulag Guards

6 Homeopathic Remedies to Try When You’re Tired of “Medicines” from Big Pharma “Working”

Ivanka Opens North Korean Factory to Make Tennis Shoes With Confederate Flags on Them

Dem Lawmaker Suggests Concentration Camp Defenders Spend the Night with Detainees to Prove How Humane They Are

Trump’s 4th of July Military Parade Officially Sponsored by Summer’s Eve and North Korea

Dyslexic Teenager Can’t Stop Laughing When You say “96”

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