James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore Are Opening a Grooming Business That Won’t Cater to Pets

Glenn Greenwald Only Drinks Wine at Least 30 Years Younger Than He Is

DeSantis Warns Disney That Donald Duck ‘Better Put Some Pants On’ Around Younger Park Guests

In a Sign of How His War is Going, Putin Ends Draft Exemption for Bone Spurs and Racism

Disney’s Next Animated Film Will Feature Villain Obsessed With Genitals Named “Ron DeFlorida”

If Musk Gets Controlling Stake, The First Thing He’ll Do Is Change Twitter’s Name

Gaetz Was ‘Really Hoping’ House Would Decriminalize Weed and Sex Trafficking Minors

FBI Confirms Hunter Biden’s Laptop Didn’t Contain Any PowerPoints on Overthrowing Democracy

Donald Trump Has Been Reinstated as President. Of the Mar-A-Lago Buffet Line.

January 6th Committee Interested in How Many Pizzas Trump Ordered on Burner Phone

Greene Says She Identifies as ‘Madison Cawthorn But Without a Dong’

Disney to Sell MAGA Mickey Ears, Greet Republicans as ‘Domestic Terrorists,’ Not Boys or Girls

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