James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It

McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

This Weeping Man Will Pummel Your Snowflake Ass If You Make Fun of His Dear Sweet President Again!

Trump Campaign Manager Promises His Boss Will ‘Keep America on the White Track’

MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to Talk American!”

Pictures Confirm Black Hole Swallowing Charlie Kirk’s Face

Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal

Mueller Can’t Believe He Forgot to Tell Congress About How Much Trump Wants to Bang His Own Daughter

Gohmert Confident He Destroyed the Credibility of the Man He Says Completely Exonerated President Trump

Women for Trump Teams Up With Chickens for McNuggets to Throw White House Campaign Fundraiser

El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

Dan Bongino Definitely Doesn’t Secretly Masturbate to Old Videos of Hillary Clinton So Stop Emailing Them to Him

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