James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map

Mexican Government Releases Detailed Audit of How Much They’ve Paid for Trump’s Wall So Far

Trump Hires Goon to Steal Greenland From Denmark and Hide It In the Alamo Basement

Senator Lindsey Graham Demonstrates How Much He’s Willing to Suck Up to Trump

Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing Dipping Sauce

Trump Hereby Orders Burger King to Always Give Him Extra Ketchup Packets

Intellectual Titan Joe Rogan Shows America How Fun Nazis Can Be When They’re High As Fuck

Trump: “David Koch Would Have Never Died If He’d Donated to My Campaign”

David Koch’s Estate Sale to Include Several Republican Politicians

For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News

Trump Issues Executive Order for Bible Publishers to Delete Commandment Forbidding False Idols

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