James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Hereby Orders Burger King to Always Give Him Extra Ketchup Packets

Intellectual Titan Joe Rogan Shows America How Fun Nazis Can Be When They’re High As Fuck

Trump: “David Koch Would Have Never Died If He’d Donated to My Campaign”

David Koch’s Estate Sale to Include Several Republican Politicians

For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News

Trump Issues Executive Order for Bible Publishers to Delete Commandment Forbidding False Idols

God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’

Denmark Says Greenland Will Be For Sale When Donald Trump Jr. Can Spell It

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts Charity to Rebuild Burned Down Childhood Belfry

Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead

News of Planned Parenthood Refusing Federal Funding Sparks Impromptu Spank-Off Between Pence, Santorum

Study Shows Being Female Still #1 Risk Factor Associated With Seeing Dicks You Didn’t Ask to See

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